You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up. Get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. Sir, yes, sir! Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps? Sir, to kill, sir! So you're a killer? Sir, yes, sir! Let me see your war face. Sir! Y
Full Metal Jacket. Get up here, fat boy! Quickly, move it out! Move it out. You climb obstacles like old people fuck, you know that, Private Pyle! Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart! Quickly, up and over! Up and over! Up and over! Well, what in t
Left shoulder, hut! Right shoulder, hut! Lock and load. Order, hut! This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine. Get back in your bunks! What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't yo
What's your excuse? Sir, excuse for what, sir? I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand? Sir, yes, sir. Oh, thank you very much. Can I be in charge for once? Sir, yes, sir. Are you shook up? Are you nervous? Sir, I am, sir. Do I make you nervous? Sir, sir what? Are you about to call me an asshole? Sir, no, sir. How tall are
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